Hadgatsig is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, staggering cobra.

Hadgatsig created the world seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hadgatsig, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hadgatsig, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Hadgatsig's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Hadgatsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Erect nine lead sculptures of Hadgatsig on top of important buildings.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.