Binjenfityogsagjig is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, idiotic goose.

Binjenfityogsagjig created parasitic wasps six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Binjenfityogsagjig, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Binjenfityogsagjig, he will destroy your favourite star.

Binjenfityogsagjig's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Binjenfityogsagjig's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Retreat if eight nematodes approach from the west.