Cadshavsis is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, duplicitous faun.

Cadshavsis created oxygen seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadshavsis, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cadshavsis, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Cadshavsis' most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Cadshavsis' Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never think ill of sick seals.

3. Always obey Cadshavsis' priests.

4. Never talk about galaxies.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.