Zodxinquimweg is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ill-tempered wolf.

Zodxinquimweg created gold nine million years ago.

If you believe in Zodxinquimweg, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Zodxinquimweg, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Zodxinquimweg's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Zodxinquimweg's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zodxinquimweg.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Respect your elders.