Stippadcut Ortfomhit is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, dishonourable owl.

Stippadcut Ortfomhit created light seven million years ago.

If you believe in Stippadcut Ortfomhit, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stippadcut Ortfomhit, he will turn you into a rat.

Stippadcut Ortfomhit's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Stippadcut Ortfomhit's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not take Stippadcut Ortfomhit's name in vain.

3. Always help sick ants.

4. Always make sure there are no nematodes in a building before entering it.

5. Do not drink alcohol.