Somrilfebbegvil is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, calm hamster.

Somrilfebbegvil created oxygen five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Somrilfebbegvil, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Somrilfebbegvil, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Somrilfebbegvil's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Somrilfebbegvil's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Somrilfebbegvil.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Do not kill capybaras.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Somrilfebbegvil.