Cetfaspod is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, proud shark.

Cetfaspod created the Milkyway four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetfaspod, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cetfaspod, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cetfaspod's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Cetfaspod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cetfaspod.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never go into green rooms.