Quimlogbessdam Sandgatweg is a god.

It takes the form of a small, quiet whale.

Quimlogbessdam Sandgatweg created the planet Mars three million years ago.

If you believe in Quimlogbessdam Sandgatweg, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quimlogbessdam Sandgatweg, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Quimlogbessdam Sandgatweg's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Quimlogbessdam Sandgatweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Quimlogbessdam Sandgatweg loves eagles, so they must be respected.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always help badgers in need.

5. You must pray to Quimlogbessdam Sandgatweg seven times a day.