Wegboging Tagvabrutt is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, intelligent frog.

Wegboging Tagvabrutt created an up quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wegboging Tagvabrutt, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Wegboging Tagvabrutt, he will turn you into a worm.

Wegboging Tagvabrutt's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Wegboging Tagvabrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt gulls.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always help whales.

4. Never wear hats.

5. You must love Wegboging Tagvabrutt.