Stanzubhog is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, resourceful troll.

Stanzubhog created everything that exists nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stanzubhog, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Stanzubhog, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Stanzubhog's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Stanzubhog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.