Dutbodgig is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, charitable lizard.

Dutbodgig created the Cigar Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Dutbodgig, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dutbodgig, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dutbodgig's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Dutbodgig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Put Dutbodgig first in all things.