Megflancud is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, duplicitous goat.

Megflancud created viruses five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Megflancud, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Megflancud, it will curse you with boils.

Megflancud's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Megflancud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Worship no other gods but Megflancud.

3. Never go into turquoise rooms.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.