Ingjapzag is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, contented human.

Ingjapzag created snails three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingjapzag, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ingjapzag, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Ingjapzag's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Ingjapzag's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight iron sculptures of Ingjapzag on top of important buildings.

2. Always help seals.

3. Worship no other gods but Ingjapzag.

4. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

5. Do not skip in public.