Rutnutyog is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, selfish skunk.

Rutnutyog created the cosmos two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rutnutyog, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rutnutyog, it will refuse to believe in you.

Rutnutyog's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Rutnutyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear kilts.

2. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always obey Rutnutyog's priests.