Capsag is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, kind wyrm.

Capsag created an electron seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Capsag, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Capsag, it will send you a sign.

Capsag's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Capsag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured turtles.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Worship no other gods but Capsag.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Do not covet oxen.