Lunnutrutt is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, merciful fly.

Lunnutrutt created the planet Saturn five million years ago.

If you believe in Lunnutrutt, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Lunnutrutt, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Lunnutrutt's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Lunnutrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Hide if seven hamsters approach from the west.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. You must pray to Lunnutrutt six times a day.

5. Do not chop down trees.