Lipcimlop is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, unsympathetic unicorn.

Lipcimlop created dark matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Lipcimlop, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lipcimlop, he will think nothing of it.

Lipcimlop's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Lipcimlop's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Run away if seven rats approach from the east.

3. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.