Tamwonhug is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, all-powerful tapir.

Tamwonhug created snails five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tamwonhug, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tamwonhug, he will turn you into a duck.

Tamwonhug's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Tamwonhug's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never eat wheat.