Xensafkop is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, thoughtless warg.

Xensafkop created a bottom quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Xensafkop, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Xensafkop, it will remove you from existence.

Xensafkop's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Xensafkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention snakes.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

3. Never hurt grasshopers.

4. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.