Febsatsaw Vigfagruttfly is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, cheerful chinchilla.

Febsatsaw Vigfagruttfly created everything that exists four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febsatsaw Vigfagruttfly, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Febsatsaw Vigfagruttfly, she will turn you into a rat.

Febsatsaw Vigfagruttfly's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Febsatsaw Vigfagruttfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Do not kill doves.

3. Never eat aubergines.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.