Tinsawbog is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish monkey.

Tinsawbog created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Tinsawbog, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Tinsawbog, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tinsawbog's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Tinsawbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of geese.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

5. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.