Tomdagbog is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, emotional bee.

Tomdagbog created carbon two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tomdagbog, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tomdagbog, it will make you grow a tail.

Tomdagbog's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Tomdagbog's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Tomdagbog.

2. Never wear green corsets.

3. Always obey Tomdagbog's priests.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.