Bunyattflat is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, uncaring armadillo.

Bunyattflat created viruses two years ago.

If you believe in Bunyattflat, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bunyattflat, she will be very unhappy.

Bunyattflat's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Bunyattflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not laugh in public.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not wear mauve clothing.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not commit murder.