Kemloggab is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, moody bird.

Kemloggab created bats seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kemloggab, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kemloggab, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Kemloggab's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Kemloggab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never wear turquoise shorts.

5. Never wear skirts.