Tighugfly is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, quiet wombat.

Tighugfly created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tighugfly, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tighugfly, it will turn you into a tree.

Tighugfly's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Tighugfly's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never eat strawberries.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.