Yamstansinmanjip Nulfligkam is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, charitable crocodile.

Yamstansinmanjip Nulfligkam created humankind six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamstansinmanjip Nulfligkam, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Yamstansinmanjip Nulfligkam, she will send you a sign.

Yamstansinmanjip Nulfligkam's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Yamstansinmanjip Nulfligkam's Holy Commandments

1. Yamstansinmanjip Nulfligkam loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never hurt snakes.

4. Do not dye your hair cyan.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.