Lungemcap is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, slow wren.

Lungemcap created the Sun nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lungemcap, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lungemcap, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Lungemcap's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Lungemcap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never hurt foxes.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.