Sinmap is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, vain snake.

Sinmap created humanity three million years ago.

If you believe in Sinmap, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Sinmap, he will turn you into a rat.

Sinmap's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Sinmap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Hide if nine horses approach from the north.

3. Never mention great tits.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never sit near gulls.
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