Wittittun is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, bad-tempered porpoise.

Wittittun created a strange quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wittittun, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Wittittun, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Wittittun's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Wittittun's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured horses.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not shave your arms.