Zodnig is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, moody goose.

Zodnig created Africa four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodnig, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Zodnig, it will try to impress you with trees.

Zodnig's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Zodnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Do not wear pink clothing.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Retreat if eight birds approach from the north.