Diddithotgessdudzimtad is a god.
He takes the form of a huge, sapient dingo.
Diddithotgessdudzimtad created the Cigar Galaxy three million years ago.
If you believe in Diddithotgessdudzimtad, he will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in Diddithotgessdudzimtad, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Diddithotgessdudzimtad's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.
Diddithotgessdudzimtad's Holy Commandments
1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.
3. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.
4. Never skip near turtles.
5. Do not covet oxen.