Motfedcut is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, slow mouse.

Motfedcut created dark energy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Motfedcut, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Motfedcut, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Motfedcut's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Motfedcut's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat figs.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Feed all hungry porpoises.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not commit murder.