Ingbepton is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, vain otter.

Ingbepton created humankind two million years ago.

If you believe in Ingbepton, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Ingbepton, she will turn you into a rat.

Ingbepton's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Ingbepton's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Ingbepton loves sharks, so they must be respected.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ingbepton.

5. Never think about cell theory.
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