Wathabdog is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, confident dolphin.

Wathabdog created Asia six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wathabdog, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wathabdog, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Wathabdog's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Wathabdog's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. You must pray to Wathabdog nine times a day.

4. You must never eat melons.

5. Do not trade with those who eat figs.