Kikgidhog Ligbastbom is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, amazing cow.

Kikgidhog Ligbastbom created snails seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kikgidhog Ligbastbom, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kikgidhog Ligbastbom, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Kikgidhog Ligbastbom's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Kikgidhog Ligbastbom's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Put Kikgidhog Ligbastbom first in all things.

5. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.
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