Xinmitstrag Milominshav is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, overgenerous parrot.

Xinmitstrag Milominshav created silver eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xinmitstrag Milominshav, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Xinmitstrag Milominshav, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Xinmitstrag Milominshav's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Xinmitstrag Milominshav's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Xinmitstrag Milominshav must be the most important thing in your life.