Cepwegbin Dogkoplib Fodminponfliskomyarfun is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omniscient raven.

Cepwegbin Dogkoplib Fodminponfliskomyarfun created the world five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cepwegbin Dogkoplib Fodminponfliskomyarfun, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cepwegbin Dogkoplib Fodminponfliskomyarfun, it will boil you in a big pot.

Cepwegbin Dogkoplib Fodminponfliskomyarfun's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Cepwegbin Dogkoplib Fodminponfliskomyarfun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never eat spinach.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never jump in holy places.