Hakfararf Sakhadzednilrawsanfit is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, flying mongoose.

Hakfararf Sakhadzednilrawsanfit created bats eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hakfararf Sakhadzednilrawsanfit, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hakfararf Sakhadzednilrawsanfit, she will make you grow a tail.

Hakfararf Sakhadzednilrawsanfit's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Hakfararf Sakhadzednilrawsanfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.