Bitrilfeb is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, boastful zebra.

Bitrilfeb created the planet Jupiter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitrilfeb, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bitrilfeb, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bitrilfeb's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Bitrilfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bitrilfeb.

2. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Retreat if seven dogs approach from the west.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.