Gunsawnul is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, impressive hydra.

Gunsawnul created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gunsawnul, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gunsawnul, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gunsawnul's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Gunsawnul's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.