Litcidcab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, astonishing chicken.

Litcidcab created dark energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Litcidcab, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Litcidcab, he will cry a lot.

Litcidcab's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Litcidcab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick eagles.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always help snakes in need.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Litcidcab.