Tendintig is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, idiotic fox.

Tendintig created a strange quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tendintig, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tendintig, he will turn you into a rat.

Tendintig's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Tendintig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear platinum on your body.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not kill doves.

4. You must pray to Tendintig six times a day.

5. Do not cook food in pots.