Foncapyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, strong coyote.

Foncapyatt created humanity eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Foncapyatt, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Foncapyatt, he will not care.

Foncapyatt's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Foncapyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not drink water in black rooms.