Kinhashen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, humane fly.

Kinhashen created water nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kinhashen, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kinhashen, she will turn you into a worm.

Kinhashen's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Kinhashen's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Birds are not to be trusted.

5. Do not hurt dolphins.