Dinveenpas is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, intelligent raccoon.

Dinveenpas created the Whirlpool Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Dinveenpas, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dinveenpas, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Dinveenpas' most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Dinveenpas' Holy Commandments

1. Put Dinveenpas first in all things.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never run in the presence of voles.

5. Respect your elders.