Minkomman is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, unsympathetic squirrel.

Minkomman created humanity eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Minkomman, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Minkomman, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Minkomman's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Minkomman's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.

2. Feed all hungry tapirs.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Minkomman.

4. Pray towards the north.

5. Always help sick moths.