Bodwegzig is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, idiotic sheep.

Bodwegzig created an electron nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodwegzig, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bodwegzig, it will be very unhappy.

Bodwegzig's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Bodwegzig's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

5. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.