Buddobwegtik is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, witty capybara.

Buddobwegtik created energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Buddobwegtik, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Buddobwegtik, it will destroy your home solar system.

Buddobwegtik's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Buddobwegtik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Buddobwegtik must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always wear gray.

5. Do not covet oxen.