Bonbongep is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, capable ant.

Bonbongep created water eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonbongep, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bonbongep, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Bonbongep's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Bonbongep's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

5. Always stare at clouds.