Sadrowdud is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, calm rat.

Sadrowdud created Asia twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sadrowdud, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sadrowdud, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Sadrowdud's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Sadrowdud's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near eagles.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.